Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes - Ligue 1 Betting Tips

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

Ibrahimovic is undoubtedly the biggest name in Ligue1 at the moment. This is not only because he is scoring tons of goals and delivering assists on a conveyor belt but also because of his way to deal with the media, fans and even teammates.

Although his ghostwriter admitted some of the quotes from the recent book “I am Zlatan” were simply invented, others were caught on camera and make for memorable moments. Here are some of the best Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes:

-Reporter – “Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?”
Zlatan – “It’s Zlatan-style.”

-Reporter – “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”

-“Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.” (on rumors that he bought a Porsche)

– Reporter – “Do you think it’s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”
Zlatan – “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.”

-Reporter – “What would you name your son?”
Zlatan – “Zlatan Jr.”

-“What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”

-“Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”

-When asked by a female reporter about rumours he is gay: “Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!”

-When asked what he got his wife for her birthday – ”Nothing, she already has Zlatan.”

-“We are looking for an apartment (in Paris). If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel.”

-“It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.”

-“I felt like crap when I was sitting in the locker room with Guardiola staring at me like I was an annoying distraction, an outsider. It was nuts. He was a wall, a stone wall. I didn’t get any sign of life from him and I was wishing myself away every moment with the team.”

-“Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bullshit about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff.”

-“At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.”

-“One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.”

-Reaction to Sweden being eliminated from Euro 2012 “I don’t give a s**t who wins, I’m going on holiday”

-“The Barca players were like schoolboys following the coach blindly, whereas I was used to asking why should we”

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